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"The only thing I can get out of this story is that Hitler didn't smoke, and I do." |
90210: Better whilst inebriated. |
My dog peed all over the bottom of my PS3's box, and now I cannot retain the packaging for posterity. |
I love my new PlayStation 3, but the software update is taking too long. |
@sean That blows. I spent S$139 on my wMM, got it once it came out. Now it doesn't scroll up any more. Can't justify spending another S$139. |
Really? Heartburn at 2 AM? I need to work layer, you know. I can't sleep with my esophagus on fire. |
"I majored in Humanities, would you like fries with that?" So true. |
SCEA sent me a beta code for Playstation Home... but I don't have a PlayStation 3. That blows. |
Handbrake has abandoned me and my Tiger PowerBook. Maybe it's time to take the plunge and upgrade to Leopard, but then Snow Leopard is near. |
Every time I'm on an expressway in a Force vehicle, I feel like I'm travelling backwards. |
ProTip: Titanium is now one of the materials known to be able to scratch iPhone's glass screen. Handle the two together with care. |
After finding out I need root canal surgery (ow), all I want to do is watch a Bond film. Why? Because Bond never has dental problems? |
On the last step of every flight of stairs here: "Congratulations! You have just burned 10 calories!" (I'm at Jurong Polyclinic). |
Crap. I'm going to miss The World Is Not Enough on TV tonight because I have to schelp over to my aunt's place to fix her Epson AIO machine. |
Finally managed to get a dental appointment at a polyclinic before 2009. Only at Jurong Poly, though. What does this say about people there? |
Apparently it's American Express. I have a ten bucks and some coins on me. Doubt that's going to last me the day unless I live like a monk. |
Is it MasterCard or Visa that you're not supposed to leave home without? Either way, I just did. |
Awoke at four AM again. Now just lying about in bed since I refuse to get up over two hours early. |
Facebook videos are mostly... not even worth the time spend to load them up. |
People who insist on wearing skinny ties shouldn't go to business school. |
