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@stephenhandley i think ssl_error_tldr would be more appropriate
@zoembie uh. REMEMBER THE MYSTERIOUS ERRANT V? Because Oh Fuck, I definitely do. I think that was the night you set my hair on fire.
All my favorite outages usually distill to one tiny character in one tiny file, either inexplicably added, or infuriatingly omitted.
All my favorite outages distill to one tiny character in one tiny file, either inexplicably added or infuriatingly omitted.
RT @mhalligan: Asked what I would tell a young person who wants to be a systems administrator I responded, "Seek psychiatric care"
@seldo if you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of all the deceased sysadmins of the world groaning in unison from beyond the grave.
I must regretfully and officially declare that Tuesday has defeated me. I sincerely hope Wednesday is more merciful/agreeable. Good night.
Reinstalling OSX, again. And maybe crying oh so softly onto the keyboard.
WELCOME TO TEDIUM TUESDAY
replacement laptop does not work. original broken laptop now inexplicably works. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
OH LAPTOP, BABY, PLEASE COME BACK I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOUR MOMMABOARD
About to attempt to boot a broken laptop off of another broken laptop. 2009, why are you already fucking with me?
good evening newark. you better have a nathan's in that lounge or i will go on an obligatory murderous rampage.
RT @NotoriousBIG: fuck the Snuggie™. put a damn sweater on your lazy ass.
I have officially gone cross-eyed from end of year Excel-Fu. Someone get me one of those Magic Eye paintings RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT WEARS OFF
OH: "if you put it in your mouth, why not put it in your ear?" UH. WHAT.
@westerly my effing hero. virtual fist jab.
@extemporaneous OOH OOH OOH MO'S BACON BAR? yes yes?
"Extremely Productive Sunday" is ending with "Amateur Surgeon: Xmas Edition" and also "beer". "Oops".