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@youfoundjake if i have another day of the hershey squirts you'll probably pick up 20 more followers
@MsMichelleDiane Forget Saturnalia, I think I'll stick with Festivus
Another qwitter! I run qwitter, I know who you are! ;)
@MsMichelleDiane Sheldon's diatribe about giving a gift creating an obligation was priceless
Lost 2 followers today, come on you wussies BAIL BAIL!
OK, time for 2 1/2 men and more hyena laughing
@sugarrae you're in the raw in bed? what what WHAT?
@graywolf i'm proud of you - now go stress out over google and get back to normal dammit!
love big bang theory, it's comedy for nerds, I laugh so hard i'm in tears every week, people in the bldg probably think we have a pet hyena
@rishil yeah but @sugarrae talks to everyone in volume. she's one that will never ask "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" loud and clear, crystal
holy crap! it's snowing in the SF bay area! all the local mountains are being covered! Curse you global warming! ;)
Turns out it's bad form to go to "sensitivity training" and ask how to sign up for sex harassment because you're not getting your fair share
@dannysullivan san jose? where's the party! I'm game!
What a way to start a day, server alarms went off 3am and 6am, I'm dragging my ass to happy hour
Why does diarrhea sound like someone with a runny nose trying to play a sousaphone?
@oilman that place made my daughter sick once and we've called it Upchuckee Cheese ever since
The human ass is a wonderful chemistry lab capable of producing matter in 3 states, gas, liquid and solid. Which will it be today?
@sallymander if you're @netmeg you toss a sheet over it and wait until next year
Wonder what I ate that caused the assplosion? I hate it when ass soup happens
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