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Me: to Bank of America teller: "Hi, all well?" Teller: "What, do I look sick?". Long Island School of Customer Service, this. Sorry @mat ...
A very sweet butch woman in line at the post office handed me a flyer for the monthly girls party at The Rickshaw. The event's called Co ...
Went to the Gym after a 6 month hiatus. Feel great, but can't lift my hand if you want to shake it. Let's just wink at each other. OK?
Lady, you may have all the bumper stickers saying you want to save the world. But seriously, can you freakin' stop at the stop sign
Third night this week I go up to put Bryce to bed and I sleep while he hangs out and plays Lego.
Forgot a bunch of Monte Cristos at work. Hope I get to see them on Monday.
@danchow just got me a bunch of Cubans! Thanks buddy
Foam darts flying! Giving in and joining the fight!
@berghausen: Congrats Maestro! You should now get a Bench Wig for your next semester. http://tinyurl.com/5xgeyr
Is wrapping Christmas gifts with cheap Target gift wrap. Holiday cheer leaving ink on hands
The sweetest two words one will ever hear are "Aye wawa". Bryce speak for "I love you". That was his unsolicited g'night to me
I vote for Diabetes Research Inst. in the Squidoo Twitterdrive for Charity! 1 vote=$1 donated. http://tr.im/24c2 #squidoogives
Congratulations @beahburger
(SFspecific) I despise those assholes on 101 that clog 7th st offramp making lastminute shift back. May you suffer with permenant armpit ...
I've decided I'm on a 1 burrito a week rule.
Welcome to the machine @benthos
Is working on a monster model while pushing the boundaries of excel in the process.
Must ago coffee on empty stomach before getting on the G shuttle. Jiggles causing discontent
Pchapman off
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