Me: to Bank of America teller: "Hi, all well?" Teller: "What, do I look sick?". Long Island School of Customer Service, this. Sorry @mat ... about 10 hours ago from txt |
A very sweet butch woman in line at the post office handed me a flyer for the monthly girls party at The Rickshaw. The event's called Co ... about 13 hours ago from txt |
Went to the Gym after a 6 month hiatus. Feel great, but can't lift my hand if you want to shake it. Let's just wink at each other. OK? about 15 hours ago from txt |
Lady, you may have all the bumper stickers saying you want to save the world. But seriously, can you freakin' stop at the stop sign about 17 hours ago from txt |
Third night this week I go up to put Bryce to bed and I sleep while he hangs out and plays Lego. about 18 hours ago from txt |
Forgot a bunch of Monte Cristos at work. Hope I get to see them on Monday. 6:11 PM Dec 19th from txt |
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Is wrapping Christmas gifts with cheap Target gift wrap. Holiday cheer leaving ink on hands 11:13 PM Dec 18th from txt |
The sweetest two words one will ever hear are "Aye wawa". Bryce speak for "I love you". That was his unsolicited g'night to me 8:53 PM Dec 18th from txt |
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(SFspecific) I despise those assholes on 101 that clog 7th st offramp making lastminute shift back. May you suffer with permenant armpit ... 5:37 PM Dec 18th from txt |
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Is working on a monster model while pushing the boundaries of excel in the process. 12:59 PM Dec 17th from web |
Must ago coffee on empty stomach before getting on the G shuttle. Jiggles causing discontent 7:47 AM Dec 16th from txt |
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