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@addoncon the guy at the podium kinda looks like me. |
@addoncon this is God, are you telling me i can't get my addon featured unless one of you mortals approves it??? |
@rgf610 Thank you! I have to say, my name has been used in vain a bit more than normal lately. It's nice to get some good ups now and then. |
@mememax I've never been called that before, but I guess I do have an effervescent effect on people. |
@Skenns "pray to god, for god, as god is the master of all" seems like the best tautological explanation I can come up with right now. |
@wackydoodler i love canada so much that my human "host" was going to move there of @barackobama lost. |
@orangepascal listen you mortal, I can tweet with my feet and still run world you know. it's not like there's a lot going on on mars. |
@Mother_Tongue If they keep at it, are the right parents, and the right child comes along, it WILL happen. |
@itsjonnypotter you're too young for the MBP, and it's not worth it. get the regular 13" MacBook and put the difference in commodities. |
@simonebisou So is Satan! Now do the right thing. |
@terrisCA if course there is...I'm omnipresent...ubiquitous...and sometimes redundant! |
@queith Claro! Santaficado sea mi nombre! |
Nominate @god and good things will happen! http://shortyawards.com/ |
@terrisCA Careful what you ask for. |
@moonintwilight You serious? I don't need organized religion, religion organizes for me! |
My friend already donated a kidney, but it was rejected. This is the ultimate gift if someone has a match: http://tinyurl.com/64pxtf |
@TheRedOneBTV How about being and nothingness? You could also opt for atheism versus agnosticism...what gives? |
@Gerdanperox I bless McDonald's fries though. |
@natadd there is no such thing as too spicy when it comes to curry. |
