All is well. Well, except for one little thing: I need new batteries for everything. about 18 hours ago from txt |
From my current location, I can see a Taco Bell, Walgreen's, and Blockbuster. What location? America. about 20 hours ago from txt |
Hank Paulson seems more and more like the kind of guy who enables his drunk uncle's gambling problem. 8:06 AM yesterday from txt |
Electronic gadget vending machines in airports: convenient. Packaging requiring the Jaws of Life to open: not convenient. 3:04 PM Dec 11th from txt |
An important looking man* on an important looking phone call is about to lose reception entering the train tunnel at MSP. *Driving Gloves 1:52 PM Dec 11th from txt |
Pro tip: Avoid forward looking statements in holiday letters. You don't want to have to explain your shortcomings next year. 7:25 PM Dec 10th from txt |
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The timing is right for two movie remakes: "Repo Man" and "Roger & Me" 8:01 AM Dec 10th from txt |
Just learned from @afterglide that "Eating from a Stranger" is eating pizza from your fallen-asleep hand. Give it a try. 6:35 PM Dec 9th from web |
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Could you send over a copy of your website? Just use the search box? Are you SURE you can't lend it to me on Microfiche? 3:15 PM Dec 8th from txt |
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Bow hunting season opened today in Minnesota for inflatable Xmas yard decor. I bagged my limit. 7:35 AM Dec 6th from txt |
Fresh falling snow does an impressive job covering fresh dog shit. Unrelated: Do you smell something? 4:55 PM Dec 5th from txt |
Zillow now claims that my home's value increased 20% in 12 months. Just because I've lived there shouldn't increase it by THAT much. :-) 11:39 AM Dec 4th from twhirl |
"I Invented Office Cubicles With Radiant Heating Guy" would get all the girls. That guy does not exist. 9:32 AM Dec 4th from twhirl |
"May I please have a glass of wine? Red wine. Preferably something French, merci beaucoup." #UndoingTheDamageOfThePast8Years 2:19 PM Dec 3rd from twhirl |
Sadly, George W Bush will be remembered as the president who failed to win the War on Christmas. #bushlegacy 1:35 PM Dec 3rd from twhirl |