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Layers, sweet pea, layers. Today is all about hedging your bets. |
Oh, thank you for your @shortyaward nominations in the #entertainment category, ducklings. Madame is getting misty. http://bit.ly/5SFA |
If you really don't wat to know something, honey, then just don't ask about it. |
You need a little more vigor in your day, sweet pea. Have a five-minute dance party to get your blood pumping. |
Today brings good fortune by public transportation. Just... wear something that fits close to the body, OK, sport? |
You'd do much better with a little vitamin supplementation today, dumpling. Madame suggests D, C, and a B complex. |
The stars indicate that grain-based meals are the winners today, duckling. Woe betide the carnivore. |
It's an excellent day to free yourself from the vacillations of modern telecommunications, cupcake. |
It's an excellent time to lay in stores and run errands, duckling. If you do it right you won't even have to get out of bed tomorrow. |
Oh, muffin, what you need is to set a timer for ten minutes, close your eyes, put your feet up, and do a little daydreaming. |
If it's too comfortable, you're not growing, sunshine. Striving to be better hurts a little. |
Fruitcake is definitely the answer for today, sunshine. |
Avoid gold-toned metals, writing implements with gel-based ink, and household items or persons with added fragrance. |
You've got a surprising amount of cha-cha-cha in you today, sunshine. Make the most of it, starting with the hardest items on the list. |
Tsk, tsk, darling. You know you can do better than all that. Don't you owe it to yourself? |
The word of the day is: Rambunctious. |
Today, extraneous accessories are definitely not the way to go, dumpling. Avoid. |
You know what it is you want, sweet pea. Now get out of your own way and let it happen! |
Almost nothing you can do today will give you the sheen of punctuality. Accept your tardy aura and work with it until it fades on Tuesday. |
A cupcake can make it all better, sunshine. Please note that the cupcake isn't necessarily for *you.* |
