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(And three egg rolls should be even better.) |
I didn't think walking 12 blocks to pick up Chinese would mess with my vertigo so much. Luckily, egg rolls are still delicious when dizzy. |
I would stab somebody in the brain for an egg roll right about now. |
At this point, Rod Blagojevich has to be the most impotent politician since Bob Dole was doing those Pepsi commercials with Britney Spears. |
I love that @HotAmishChick posts from Tweetie on the iPhone. Because, you know, a *computer* would make so much more sense. |
@RVAfashionista Yeah, that sounds about right. |
You have to admit, Bush looked like a bona fide Patches O'Houlihan dodging those shoes. |
@elizk Kids like clowns, right? |
I take back what I said about Marmalard earlier. He came back to have a pretty good game. |
Fucking Marmalard is going to cost me my fantasy playoff game. |
The Remote iPhone app has really helped me take my laziness to the next level. |
Today has already included two breakfasts and an hour-long nap. |
Just realized I have no Billy Idol on my iPod. This will be remedied immediately. |
I don't understand why Jerry always cockblocks Tom. He'd be much safer with him in a healthy relationship. |
Waffles, motherfucker! |
@iheart45s At least you're not watching Mean Girls and doing crosswords. Because THAT would be awful. *hangs head in shame* |
@iheart45s Cyberhugs all around |
A watched pot never boils, nor will it ever if you've turned on the wrong burner. |
@DVDQuotes Happy Gilmore |
Remind me never to drink Joose again |
