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People in baggage claim patting each other on the back for recognizing another passengers pre released Louis vuitton luggage. Its appare ......
e market in a month or so. Are YOU ready?
Apparently orange county airport security officials ride around on segue scooters. Government funding used most efficiently.
Oops forgot to d Ara that one
I wouldn't have it any other way
Missin r uh
Ricky Martin videos translated into sign language by an aging chubby man. Nothing beats UK TV programming.
Who primps for a flight? People lookin like they 'bout to go clubbin' up in this bitch!
I h8 paper tickets.
I love it when temp badges fail
Damn 8 years! Ya I will totes send party deets once arrangements are finalized
But yellow ones can bump it bump it!
Just heard about a friend typing "butlingame" instead of "burlingame" in maps. Domino effect of hilarity!
Drinking kir in a hamburg hole in the wall. Missin my r-uh somethin awful.
That's right Ara: "NA NA NA NA!!"
Can I get an "UUUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH?!?"
Jack the ripper walk is awesome. The tour guide lives in the palace of the tower of london
I am sorry everyone in the us that is sleeping, but...I HAVE SO MANY COOKIES RIGHT NOW!!!
Dude I dunno. One of em is kinda chubz. Clearly stuffing the disgusting egg and cheese croissants when no one is lookin