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It took me all day to realize my brother is wearing his Subway-issued t-shirt that says "flat out delicious" and has a chicken wrap on it about 11 hours ago from web |
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Just found out mitchy's fish, spicy salmon roll, is dead. Its a coincidence that we ordered sushi for dinner. about 11 hours ago from txt |
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I am taking a pass on the family viewing of Peggy Sue Got Married simply so that no one can yell at me for not ejecting the DVD later. about 16 hours ago from web |
I got yelled at in person for the first time in a year this morning because my brother let the dog eat gum yesterday. Ugh. I want to go home about 17 hours ago from web |
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I'm totally buzzed off of two drinks and I'm in love with a seven year old named Jared. 5:36 PM Dec 20th from txt |
Just heard the words "adopted chinese girl" three times rapid fire. Yeah, I'm home. 4:48 PM Dec 20th from txt |
Just passed the christmas tree shop in danvers. I wish I didn't even know what that means, but somethings will never quit. 4:05 PM Dec 20th from txt |
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My brother just took an illegal left turn on to a curb and then looked at me and said "chill" 9:36 AM Dec 20th from txt |