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i managed not to get rained or hailed on. this might be partially due to the fact that i ended up taking the N much of the way. butt is wet. about 2 hours ago from web |
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(in the previous tweet's universe, the @warrenellis version of me would be suffering from a rare & painful condition known as "minty liver") about 7 hours ago from web |
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i am now checked into my flight to SEA tomorrow morning. goal: bring only one tiny bag... so tiny, maybe they won't see it. about 7 hours ago from web |
btw, it doesn't help me to be up on the latest humorous memes if i don't think they're funny. FIX ME. about 9 hours ago from web |
cats and i awoken by...malfunctioning computer on bedside? no. peeping UPS due to power failure? no. dead batt on smoke alarm. cats FREAKED. about 9 hours ago from web |
woke up yelling from a quietly unsettling dream: we had four new stray kittens and the lady downstairs took flash pix of us thru ajar door. about 14 hours ago from web |
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