Incidentaly, showing up randomly to a San Francisco office means you volunteer for user testing. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie |
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I have siphoned the items from my Amazon wishlist into their appropriate slots on Goodreads, IHeartMovies, and BoxedUp respectively. 5:21 PM Dec 12th from web |
Dreamed that @yoak and Kate came to visit me, in an attempt to convince me to buy a piece of their LA property. It was pretty forest land. 11:46 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Woke up thinking to no one in particular, "I hate you all and I hope you die." Awwww @mdjgutie, I feel so close to you. 9:51 AM Dec 8th from web |
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I keep getting flashes of the unrelenting swirl of deeply distubring dreams from last night. I feel quite unsettled. 10:43 AM Dec 2nd from txt |
Dreamt I was being arrested and @pirateykris, a detective, showed up to lend moral support. Y'know, she made a very believable investigator. 12:21 PM Nov 25th from web |
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Next election, I am going to submit a ballot initiative to eliminate the rights of heterosexual couples to marry. Equal rights, bitches. 11:23 AM Nov 5th from web |
I buy clothes, I get rid of clothes. But no matter where I am in the binge/purge cycle of my wardrobe, I am always three hangers short. 7:55 AM Oct 30th from web |
iPhone won't power on. Suddenly limited to the information within the immediate range of my senses, I feel so powerless. 4:38 PM Oct 29th from txt |
The answer is always the same: change your expectations and you'll stop being angsty about them not being met. 10:33 AM Oct 27th from web |
Someone who is NOT ME is using my name -- MY NAME -- on lastfm. This upsets me far more than is probably healthy. 9:32 PM Oct 24th from web |
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It never ceases to amaze me how good procrastination is for getting things done. 11:23 PM Oct 13th from web |