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I was just nominated for #humor Shorty Award. That is funny. http://shortyawards.com/use... Thanks @fitnessnerd!
Tonight's full Moon is on Flickr. http://tinyurl.com/65n4sd
Wondering if Santa ever remarks self-referentially "Gosh I sleigh me."
In other news Robin Williams sucks and thanks Guy MacPherson writing in The Georgia Straight. Finally someone had the balls to say so.
My humor sensibility has turned some kind of corner. Curb Your Enthusiasm and Family Guy have further ignited my deep yearning for dark wit.
We've had it good for a long time because it sure is noticeable when GmaIl fucks up and FB fucks up. All we need now is for Twitter to
Actually I can't even update my Facebook Status within FB. Can I have a "WTF" people!
@kirklapointe Happy Birth....oh I missed it by one minute. Damn.
@ColleenCoplick I can't even find the Twitter app on FB.
I'm having a problem with the Twitter to Facebook gateway. My updates aren't showing up there.
Have a Smallville fan in your life this Xmas and want to help Gregg pay January rent, groceries now or gifts even? http://is.gd/brKi
@wendelldotme What if it were a Teleseminar on ADHD Awareness Week? Good gracious, the jokes are writing themselves.
Gregg's Friday night Twitter Poll question: Is it wrong to be masturbating during a Teleseminar?
I thought I was broke but discovered $3 in coins lodged in the top of the toilet to prevent it from running. In other words, I'm flush.
@ghennipher The ratio that really matters and is what I call the twitternoise level and thats the number of Tweets to Followers.
Jennifer Aniston's latest move as an irrelevant career attention whore is appearing on yet another magazine cover nude. Trees died for this?
My love affair with Twitter is either over or it's in serious remission. I'm not sure the remedy.
The slogan for the Youth Olympic Games will be "Shut up. No, you shut up."
IOC has chosen Innsbruck to be the host city for the 2012 Winter Youth Olympic Games in a broadcast that had a late night infomercial feel.
A live announcement is underway to announce the host city for the first Youth Olympic Games in 2012. http://www.olympic.org/uk/i...
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