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The bathroom where I work is disgusting. (And I'm prissy.) I have to spend 5 minutes cleaning up the stall before I'm comfortable using it. 7:49 AM May 12th from twitterrific |
It's a little hard to work. Everyone is playing on the wii. I wonder how long I can resist the siren call? 1:30 PM May 9th from twitterrific |
just talked to a really nice cop. I don't expect cops to be nice. It was cool to be able to drop a prejudice. 11:11 AM May 8th from twitterrific |
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If you see a film crew in NYC, is there a web site that will tell you what they're filming? Can I used Twitter as a poor-man's AskMe? 12:38 PM May 6th from twitterrific |
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Praise Jesus! I found a place near my office that makes off-the-boe turkey sandwiches! Time for lunch! 9:51 AM May 6th from twitterrific |
People are LOUD in my office. LOAD! LOUD! LOUD! I just called my wife, and she said, "Jesus! Who are all those people yelling?" 9:34 AM May 6th from twitterrific |
I just ate my first set of fifteen flax-seed-oil capsules. This diet is nuts. It seems to be working, though. Placebo effect? Should I care? 9:20 AM May 6th from twitterrific |
This morning, my foot itched so bad, I almost screamed. I couldn't get my shoe off, because the lace was in a knot. It was agony. 8:16 AM May 6th from twitterrific |
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