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Disconnecting from all this online social stuff for a while. Nothing wrong, just need a change of pace. Will still be on email, IM, phone.
Punching Perl in the dick.
@rewiredstate Love the idea, totally in support of it. I am, though, writing a userscript to change your colour scheme because it hurts me.
Steak pie, mash, peas, gravy. The shop is 30 seconds from the front door. And in eight months here, today's the first time I've partaken.
Just upgraded from Wordpress 1.old to 2.7.supernew. I want to hump this sexy new admin interface.
Office internet is down to pre-broadband speeds. I'm off to put chocolate on my face.
Gah, why can't the office just come to me, in bed? Actually, wait, that's a horrible idea.
Rather than work on the actual site upgrade, I'm working on a cute graphic to show while said upgrade is being deployed. Priorities.
Think I might need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN with the branching and merging. http://feedmechocolate.com/...
Oh Lord, the café has started doing a special winter drink made almost entirely out of Nutella. This could be the end of me.
First asking of "Shouldn't that be 'failure'?" from office mate. Insinuation of internet grammar into office progressing well.
The office has been inexplicably receptionistless for weeks. Whom am I supposed to utterly fail at flirting with?
@intranation Yeah, they're the UK domain authoritah.
My whole being is focused on the cigarette I'm going to have now that I have money and I can buy a pack and oh god it's going to be great.
Oh God, oh God, stop talking to yourself, you crazy man.
@coupde Awkward conversations, no. 72: "I'd like to cancel my broadband account, please." "Why?" "Because you block child pornography."
@djsnow Shit. Have you managed to sort it out yet? Maybe your super-intelligent cat can let you in.
Still struggling to get this bedroom above teeth-chattering, whole-body-shivering temperature levels. Might have to live in the milk float.
C2H5OH makes the troubles go.
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