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Why hath I only 377 followers? Your father would be ashamed. |
For I am Lord! |
Praise Jesus! Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink! |
YHWHWTF Oh praise YHWH! You are the true God. All thou other God's can eat it. |
@marioOlckers Thank you for the words child! I shall not! And I shall remember that we come from nothing and go back to nothing. |
@marioOlckers Crucifixion’s a doddle. |
@acomputerpro A wise decision my son! Your Rabbi and you shall have receive a special place in Heaven. |
@marioOlckers I sometimes forget my own ways. Thank you for reminding me child. Here's my other cheek, daddy. |
@acomputerpro Jews are the only ones guaranteed to go to Heaven. |
@acomputerpro Your soul is already saved child. I don't save my sheep, I open up my legs to them. |
@gregoryng I'm usually the one bending over from all these prayers. Heyo. |
@RyanMF Although I don't typically like Catholics, you are my love. To Heaven with you! |
@dobata My child! You're my number 1. Love and respect to you. |
@juliaroy I have already forgiven you. Remember, there's a difference between kneeling down and bending over. |
@dobata no problem! I've got your back. And your front. |
Hail Cinco de Mayo! Te Quiero! Ein Klein Arshemusik! Praise Me. |
Worshiping a true God. |
I sure will be. Right now I'm watching X-Play though. Sunday is my day and I'll probably go see Grindhouse. |
How many of you guys are going to celebrate my immortal brutality on Sunday? |
How you my children? Love me. |
