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ASSSSCAT: Deadly Garnish - http://bit.ly/yzvM
Wes Anderson and Brad Pitt want to sell you something in Japan: http://bit.ly/EPoD
Zach Galifianakis and "The Mad Men": http://bit.ly/4FZ7
I wish my house was all-inclusive.
I think the people of Mexico would be really impressed with San Antonio.
Back, and I must say that I'm severely disappointed that I did not meet Chespirito.
It's a nice day for bananafish.
Conquest: Mexico starts... NOW!
Getting ready for Mexico. Just need a gas can, a bra, curtains, pearl earrings, and a tire rotation. Looks like I need to head to Sears.
@gregkendallball I've been praising the virtues of Bar Keeper's Friend for going on 5 years now.
@mimobot I once knew a carnival geek. His name was Craig. Seriously, you should have seen that guy!
@nara97 I'm calling my lawyer.
@nara97 Well I'm glad you got it out of your system, ma'am, but I must say that if you EVER send me a mean email I will sue you! SUE YOU!
Courtesy of @capnwinkie (might want to turn the volume down at work): http://tinyurl.com/5sef72
I just stumbled into a barbershop full of willing eunuchs. Oh, hey @bellapoison! Welcome back to the twitterverse.
@mimobot Transport! Transport! Transport!
Turns out the rumors are true. I will soon be putting InfiniteDrivel.com up for sale to the highest bidder. Do I hear $20?
Contrary to rumors going around, InfiniteDrivel.com is not dead. I plan to start podcasting if I come back from Mexico.
So You Think You Can Dance With Your Baby: http://www.ucbcomedy.com/vi...
@hishtafel I'd just like to say that we were never in the same room while making out so it was neither incestuous nor homosexual.
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