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Overheard two guys in Borders Cafe Los Gatos loudly sharing info on wafer starts, pricing and plans for a possible (temp?) fab closing.
Best Taste Chinese Restaurant (4/5) http://ff.im/ejDf
Barnes & Noble Bookseller (3/5) http://ff.im/e0S2
Someone sent me a Christmas message with an orange, fully clothed and gloved, snowman.
Overheard in Barns & Noble Cafe - Employee, "These sandwiches we're selling are inedible. We can't serve this to customers." Lovely.
Overheard clerk1 "Elton John? Who's that?" clerk2 "Some singer. Before your time."
btw... Adium continues to rock. Just thought I'd mention it. Love this product.
I was on the receiving end of the Mother of All Drunk Dials last night. Yeesh! The holiday season is officially here folks.
One of my friends posted "...is going to jail in 2 days" as his status on Facebook with no more information. Talk about a teaser headline.
Knitting finds its niche on the web http://ff.im/bdUq
AOL Lists Top Web, Video, Moble Searches of 2008 http://ff.im/bd3m
I've said it before, but with the holidays upon us, apparently I need to say it again: Just Say No to Drink and Dial.
My neighbor is always home. He has the most rocking vacation schedule ever, has suddenly decided working at home is great, or was laid off.
Green Planet Yarn (5/5) http://ff.im/9OXv
Helzerman: I think if you're going to sway around drunk in a coffee shop at 11 o'clock in the morning the least you... http://ff.im/85LS
My cat was chewing on my Bible. Wonder if that's a sin. Can't be any worse than when he spent a week secretly crapping behind the TV.
Is there anyone who actually wants to see the new Rosie variety show? She'd just so sour.
Man Arrested After Leaving Naked Butt-Print on City Windows http://ff.im/6nPI
@steverubel No. I can not bring myself to care about GMail themes.
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