 | kadavy No matter how shitty it is outside, just remember: Earth - for the time being - still has the best weather in THE UNIVERSE. 10:41 AM Dec 15th from web |
 | krgaskins Look, iPhone, some of us still can tell "it's" from "its." So get your unsolicited apostrophes outta my pronouns; I'm feeling possessive. 10:59 AM Nov 30th from web |
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 | shoesonwrong I hate that sinking feeling I get when I google something and realize right AFTER I've clicked on a link that it's taking me to a MSN page. 8:30 AM Nov 25th from web |
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 | badbanana My sweet tooth is giving an impressive PowerPoint presentation on the merits of eating wedding cake for lunch. 9:45 AM Oct 21st from web |
 | TimRacine New Indiana Jones movie: I accidentally opened all the copies I bought yesterday; NONE OF THEM ARE ANY GOOD! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 9:22 AM Oct 15th from web |
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 | joeschmidt I *was* planning on reading my children "Feudalism & You" tonight until the stock market decided to rebound.
Back on the shelf you go. 3:21 PM Sep 30th from web |
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| tj 'Never Forget' that after planes crashed into buildings on 9/11 and the country looked to W for leadership, he said GO SHOPPING. Now? Debt. 6:11 PM Sep 24th from twitterrific |
| TimRacine Back from first day of model-school. Professor says with some work my butt could look like Tyra Banks' boobs! I'm gonna be head of the c ... 3:09 PM Sep 24th from txt |
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| TimRacine How much 'tang would I get if I was a professional ping pong player as opposed to just being a fan of professional ping pong? 6:28 AM Sep 23rd from txt |
| joeschmidt Checked my 401k to see how it was doing. All the fancy bar graphs & pie charts were replaced with the words:
PLAN ON WORKING UNTIL YOU DIE 10:41 PM Sep 22nd from web |
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| TimRacine One beer per load of laundry seem appropriate. What I mean to say is: I PLAN to get alcohol poisoning today. 9:11 AM Sep 21st from web |
