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Spotting the signature page of a contract for employment with UBS in the gutter outside Sainsburys.
@MichaelBarley I will have to try that but my supply of Tim Tams has run out. Wikipedia says a Penguin may work so I will experiment!
Soothing the Wire-shaped hole in my life with Louis in Philly.
Finishing the karaoke on a high note.
Trying to type with a plaster on my right index finger. I cut myself on my key while taking it out of my pocket and the gash bled for ages.
Enjoying the architecture far more than the art at the new Saatchi gallery.
Culling old bras.
Returning from bra fitting with yet more beautiful boulder holders. Back size now down to same as at age 11 but cup size bigger than ever.
Killing time in Partridges while waiting for @ashok. This place makes Waitrose look common. Great treats for Christmas pressies.
Amused that a colleague interviewed a doctor from the town of my birth. That’s the first (and probably last) time that place is on the list....
Finding another excuse to sleep for longer: exercise and sleep reduce cancer risk http://tinyurl.com/6jcshp
Our local Waitrose is being refurbished but one may phone up and ask to be driven to one of the two other RBKC branches and then home again!
Inspecting a mummified banana found on top of the kitchen units. Nobody knows when or how it got there. That explains the Drosophila colony.
Stripping a broken umbrella I found on the street because its long wooden hook will be perfect for fruit picking. Grateful for strong winds.
Loving OSS 117. It was a spy film with the dose of silliness, innuendo and camp that I needed to erase the memory of quantum of solace.
Escaping from a chap trying to pull me while I'm standing next to @ashok.
Loading the dishwasher and getting ready for bed.
Sending the last party guest off with brownies and muffins.
Dying for the loo but can't tear myself away from the telly.
Listening to McCain concede.
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