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Holodeck for the next 8 hours. Damnable day. |
Captain's Log: Yes, I've been too busy to keep up my log. Yes, those were clown pants Riker was wearing. No, I don't know why yet. |
Captain's Log: This is a Federation starship, not a damn semi-tractor-trailer. Get a freighter if you want to haul that nasty crap. |
Captain's Log: Heard the guy who starred in "Dolemite" just died. Mourn ya till I join ya, bro |
Those departure orders, twelve hours--Starfleet cannot be serious. Barely time to warm up the cappucino machine. |
Captain's Log: Gerbils really are strange creatures. |
Captain's Log: Why can't tricorders scan for pizza-based lifeforms? |
Have stayed on nice Starbases, and some that felt like I was on a Klingon ship. This is a nice Starbase. No Holodeck malfunctions so far. |
So tired tonight, I feel as dumb as a Pakled. No, don't tell me all the details of your warp coil realignment. Just let me sleep. |
Note to Starfleet: Any planet missing a Burger King should NOT be called Class M. Even Q'onoS has a freakin' BK! |
Captain's Log: Archaeology always opens the ladies' legs. Almost as much as commanding fully-articulated phaser banks and torpedoes. |
Who knows the strangness that lurks in the heart of the warp core? The Shadow knows. |
Dude, you totally do NOT want to read my sensor logs. |
Starfleet reports=booring. Menage a trois in holdeck=captain's holiday. |
Whoo! Risa! |
Captain's Log: What? Have you never heard of Captain's Holiday? |
Captain's Log: Two nights of consecutive musical theatre is just not enough for this Starfleet captain. |
Captain's Log: Just watchin' the fish this morning. |
Captain's Log: Another new commbadge? Didn't we just change these? |
Captain's Log: Fencing championship today. Make it so, losers! |
