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From Amazon Recommendations for me: Space Mucus. |
"I would never have dated Ted Nugent's daughter if I'd known," said my husband. |
My clients keep getting cooler and cooler. "Want our wine?" "Get in line, yo." |
Cindy's Backstreet Kitchen sneaky afternoon husband date. Cocktails and high fives all around. |
Mistadobalina. |
@electrolicious, @jenandtonica is bringing the drugs to SXSW this year, right? |
Still shaken from seeing my daughter look and sound exactly like Bobcat Goldthwait in "One Crazy Summer." |
Finished urgent urgent and now moving on to urgent. |
"I only toot to remind you how good I smell the rest of the time." |
No! Babysitter. Don't. Leave. Yet. I still haven't showered. |
Molassesey day. |
@shortyawards I nominate @Mike_FTW for a shorty in #humor
because his funny down there makes me feel funny down there |
Curried candy pecans might sound gross, but they're covered in tasty. http://www.oopswineblog.com... |
@thesmitten I daresay I have bakery twine for a lifetime. And yes, $36.52 was my damage. |
Hello Martha Stewart Crafts sale. |
Eggnog, yes or no? |
Shipping confirmation for 1 Yacht cap, 1 Santa beard, 36 fake mustaches (asst), and 1 turquoise wig. Just another Hearn cocktail party. |
Taking a Fabulous Fondue class with the parents at the CIA. |
The Repeal of Prohibition is a celebrated holiday here. Downtown is filled with tipsy shoppers. |
Preparing for my parents to visit apparently includes watching Enchanted and ignoring my holiday cards. |
