Ready to rip my #twitterus out of my body. Crampy McCramptown. 7 minutes ago from web |
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Erm, the dog was on my lap, and I was talking, and he licked me while my mouth was open, and I kind of accidentally bit his tongue. 21 minutes ago from web |
The higher score I get= greater chance I can work at a school where I won't get capped on the playground. 26 minutes ago from web |
I have exactly 38 days til the Basic Skills test and goddamn it I want a perfect score!!! 26 minutes ago from web |
Hubby is working from home tomorrow, heat is broken in his office. Would be excited if I didn't have to study like a mofo. 27 minutes ago from web |
Why do I have Usher's horrible "Make Love in This Club" song stuck in my head? 31 minutes ago from web |
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with broccoli, and "Brinner"- whole wheat pancakes and turkey bacon. Breakfast for dinner! 36 minutes ago from web |
Dinners for the rest of this week: King Ranch chicken casserole, Whole wheat pasta with tomato/artichoke sauce, mac and cheese 37 minutes ago from web |
OMG, I think Allison Sweeney is going to pop her baby out on this stage right now. 40 minutes ago from web |
Hokay, I've said it before, but if you say you are "thinking outside the box" then, well, you aren't. about 1 hour ago from web |
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Something is amiss with my #twitterus. 4th day and still have cramps! Normally only have them for days 1 and 2. Damn girl parts. about 2 hours ago from web |