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I'm drinking the new Boulevard Bourbon-Barrel Quad. It tastes like pure, concentrated love. KC BEER FTW! http://is.gd/bfsU |
@jamietie You're never going to monetize your turnkey tweet solutions with THAT attitude! |
I love my girlfriend, but if PJ Harvey kidnapped me, I'd probably wait a day or two before trying to escape. |
In 2108, an author doing research for his book _Neuroses of the Early 21st Century_ will find an archive of twitter.com and say "Jackpot!" |
They say this new bar is a "Modern Speakeasy." I'm going to rat them out to the Temperance League and steal their booze! http://is.gd/b6Em |
Lighting some candles, playing some Sade on the stereo. Tonight I'm going to reignite my passion for XML/XSLT. Oh yeah. All night long. |
@seanhussey Exhibits B through Q will shock and amaze you. |
Anyone know why all the antique stores, wine shops and home depot are closed today? |
Ever loved something SO much that just thinking of it makes you feel like your soul is getting hugged by god? That's how I feel about toast. |
Blagojevich set a great example for all of us with hard to pronounce last names. Maybe one day *I* can be governor and then be arrested. |
@bcompton Just doing my part to keep the internet creepy! |
@Jessabelle207 It's uncanny, isn't it??? |
I'm working on a theory that @bcompton and @seanhussey are actually the same person. Exhibit A: http://twitpic.com/rklg |
Watching _Pulp Fiction_ on basic cable is like reading a book that had all of its adjectives replaced with "nice". |
@kellydeal Really??? Was he constantly happy and always talking about how he "can't wait to get back to work"? |
@jeb I made a harsh over-generalization. Let me amend that to say "wearing a tie with his marketing blog's URL embroidered on it." |
To the person whose job it is to photoshop funny graphics for The Daily Show: I hope you realize you have the greatest gig on earth. |
RT @DieLaughing: Retweeting someone with _thousands_ of followers more than you is beyond retarded. YADA YADA YADA math YADA YADA. |
@redrabbit I like the way you think. |
@redrabbit It's just awkward when someone says, I'll give you a call, what's your number? And I say, "Um. Well. Let me open up my email." |
