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dear me next year: i hope your warm car was worth all the polar bears you've drowned and puppies you've probably run over.
oh, the FFRF sign's frightful / but their freedom of speech is rightful / because the ADF made it so / so let it go, let it go, let it go
someone just told me about snap caps. could be just the ticket for overcoming my fear of loading gun magazines. http://is.gd/cfxt
@mariancall i'm pretty sure simon cowell would just make your conscience cry. and then you'd feel bad.
"did someone unplug my rocket man?" oh, come on, people.
2nd downside of remote controlled astronaut+jetpack helicopter toy: the "that's what she said" jokes get tiresome. ("but look at him go!")
wonder if OS X's "word of the day" screensaver is programmed to avoid slurs and controversial topics.
"guys! i just thought up this great new game! it's called mini bike table tennis, and what you do is..." (how i spent christmas in traction)
@tillamooky that's the TWIN cities! it's not fair to compare our one poopy city to TWO awesome ones.
tea. Earl Grey. hot. (ftw.)
tried a different route. even worse! stuck downtown for an hour w/weak-to-no internets. on other hand, no distractions.
anyone for tennis?
just spent an entire morning debugging a Model::save() failure only to realize i'd forgotten to return TRUE in a beforeSave(). ugh.
don't need love when the sammiches are wicked and they know me at the Mac store.
was promised blizzards. thought this meant snow, not naked wind. dumbest blizzards ever!
just got burned by the @twitterapi changes. ouches.
just heard from my bud @stephenfry that Hugh Laurie is presenting SNL tomorrow. i wonder if i can still get whichever channel that's on.
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