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@krabigail Idea: replace the milk with cheese and make a bacon-crust Cheerios calzone? |
@krabigail I assume that whatever it ends up being, it will be wrapped in bacon? |
Unfortunately http://tweetwasters.com doesn't take into account the long hours I've spent thinking up creative euphemisms for pooping. |
Planning my whole day around a pilgrimage to the Ikea of grocery stores does indeed add to my mystique. |
@vrtualme New chair photos - brilliant! I'll have to wait until summer though. I'm hibernating. |
@BadEvan Nope, it was this beauty http://tinyurl.com/5dtow8 in the streets of Thailand. |
@Jessabelle207 No, but I've got my eye on a Sybian bean bag chair for the family room. |
Watching a documentary on the National Geograchic channel about exploding sperm whales. Full-on win. |
To tell the truth, the new chair is being contrasted to the old, thread-bare, too short, unsoft crappy chair from the 60's. |
This new desk chair is like sitting on an orgasm. |
Judging by the title, The Day The Earth Stood Still is probably one of those artsy films where clowns stand around in the streets and weep. |
Please don't tell anyone how stoked I am about "Repo! The Genetic Opera" http://tinyurl.com/5bvnck |
@loveheylola You're on the board http://tinyurl.com/58esox I hope you're working on an acceptance speech. |
@shortyawards I nominate @loveheylola for a Shorty Award in #douchelord because over the years she has redefined the term for a generation. |
@jamietie No, it's the fact that Soilent Green is people and by "people" I mean Bruce Willis was dead all along. #twittersecret |
@adrileya That was never a secret. In fact, "Meanface" is my middle name. It's always made public relations tough for me. |
The #twittersecret is... you're gullible. |
I'll be away from the computer for a bit. Call me or something if I get super famous while I'm away. |
"A kitten with claws is like an infant with steak knives" and then I realized that the vet's receptionist wasn't at all aroused by metaphors |
@danterner I'm working on an upgrade which should get rid of them - sometimes the right answer comes back as wrong. Weeds out non-stalkers? |
