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doesn't want the world. He just wants your half.
maintains that "Calphalon One" sounds like the name of a space station from a 1970s sci-fi movie.
watched a guy buy just Vitamin Water and pie for lunch. You don't need vitamin water if you get a lunch that contains, you know, vitamins.
is digging on Trader Joe's gingerbread coffee.
is considering 1959. On the one hand, it gave us Hawaii, which gave us our President-Elect and my wife. On the other, there's Alaska
would be willing to watch O'Reilly if he got to see him make a sour-lemon face as he had to say "Senator Al Franken". C'mon, Minnesotans!
likes coffee and Mike & Ikes and not checking CNN every 45 minutes anymore.
has just teared up from a combination of joy and relief. I've waited eight years for this.
Within 2 mins, Steve Forbes used both the words "elan" and "patronage" (with a SHORT a). Did this ponce really think he could win the Pres?
has switched from CNN to Stewart & Colbert. My worries are now minimal, and the Interwebs are covering my real-news needs quite nicely.
wants you to crank Steve Earle too. http://tinyurl.com/5zxchf
has Steve Earle's "The Revolution Starts Now" cranked to near-uncomfortable volume. Up next: Jim's Big Ego's "Support the Truth".
notes that there won't be any results until 7pm at the earliest, so I can stop checking the news sites over and over, right? HAHAHHAHAHA no.
reminds all his tovarishchi to get out and vote for the socialist guy. Even if it's raining.
takes a deep breath. http://www.folded.com/bray/...
sighs. 9am: check CNN for "October Surprise". This will also be my status update for 11am, 1pm, 3pm, ad infinitum until Tuesday morning.
is a wait so long. You never wait so long.
finds that listening to "Nightmare Before Christmas" (for 'tis the season) with one's iPod on shuffle creates a disorienting plotline.
still sounds like he's a three-pack-a-day smoker, and his voice squeaks on the high notes.
is not enjoying the "sore throat => itchy throat => cough => lost voice" progression this bug has taken.
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