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Turns out Palena really does make quite a tasty burger. |
I ate a tonne of popcorn with truffle oil last night. AND I drank eggnog. I think this is how the Roman Empire collapsed. Totally worth it! |
I bought some clementines! This weekend is the very best ever. |
In honor of Mark Felt, and because it happens to be the movie I have out from Netflix, today I will watch All the President's Men. |
Is there anything sadder than a child walking out of a church of scientology? Maybe an orphan kitten. |
Trying to get all mission-critical work done so I can go home and get ready for a night filled with eggnog and bad decision-making. |
Not tonight, SeamlessWeb. Not tonight. |
Free cupcake at oranic-to-go. Today is awesome. |
@twitbin it would be nice if you guys could figure out a way to deal with words longer than the sidebar is wide--it screws everything up. |
How did the Hatch-Waxman Act invade my life? This is a disturbing and extremely unexpected development. |
Sacrificing a latte to the god of work-free weekends. Please, oh leisurely one, ladle your unproductive bounty upon me. |
Finally watched the final Wire episode. Gratified that--SPOILER ALERT--Prezbo grew a sweet beard. That aside... it ended how it had to. |
The This American Life story about the Little Mermaid voicemail is so epic, it deserves its own Stuff White People Like post. |
Why am I getting text message spam on my phone all of a sudden? This is a very disturbing development. |
As per this email, our printer should be up and running in 30 minuets. I was hoping for waltzes but... office politics, what can you do? |
@sprout728 you're a cat lady but you don't even have a cat. I think that makes it worse. |
I think everyone I know is (or is training to become) a doctor, lawyer, or journalist. This can't end well for patients, clients, & readers. |
This is some infuriating and horrible bullshit right here. A final "fuck you" from our lovely POTUS: http://tinyurl.com/459chg |
Having a ridiculously busy morning. So busy that it's already the afternoon. |
@tsav It's just like Top Chef, except it's about Baltimore's criminal underworld and the police in charge of dealing with it. It's awesome. |
