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We work 8 hrs a day, sleep 8 & eat 8. I'm thinking of doing ALL my sleeping in the next year. When I wake, the stock market should b better. |
I hear there's guy who has Mad as part of his name, who can make me a bundle. Not sure why the investment has to be cash, tho. Me worry?Hmm |
I'm was reassured today when I heard a financial expert say: "Expect the stock market to be very uncertain for the near future!" Now I know! |
This gives a whole new meaning to "love seat". I was flushed with excitement when I saw it! http://ur1.ca/0743 |
Time to change that old expression, "another day, another dollar". Now it's more like "another day, another 33 cents". |
Black Friday is over! Welcome to: "Why did I buy all this stuff" Saturday! It will be followed by "I Need To Get My Money Back" Sunday. |
You think it's just the airlines charging for every little thing? Facebook just sent me a bill for $50 to clean the grafitti off my wall! |
From Dec. MAD: Man looking at sign over a urinal. "Track your urine online! Your tracking number is 2751697812713!" Could happen I guess. |
I hit the 'test' button on my HP computer & it started asking me all these hard geography questions! Fortunately I'm using the web to cheat! |
wanna know how to watch movies or TV shows with less commercials? Just have to go to the bathroom real bad. A commercial break never comes. |
My monitor will NOT wake up today. Any suggestions? I am making a pot of coffee, but I don't know much to spill on it. |
Saturday & Sunday two days of rest. Why? The stock market is closed! |
The cover of the new MAKE Magazine featuring MAD's Spies is here at My Space page: http://tinyurl.com/5t6qju The Giz Wiz is in there 2. |
I had so many windows on my computer open last night, I almost fell out of one of them. I've got to be more careful! |
Here's my thought on the economy. Why hasn't someone suggeted this: Turn it off for 30 seconds. Let it reboot & maybe it will be fixed! |
I see a schedule change for my fav TWit Show, the Daily Giz Wiz. This week it's Thursday 3PM PST, 6 PM EST. I work w/ that Giz guy at MAD. |
I bought 1 of those devices that makes an ultra high pitched sound to drive away mice. I still have mice but now they're wearing headphones! |
I blame my failure to win the election on my campaign manager. He arranged a whistle stop tour, but it was on the Giz Wiz's backyard RR. |
My bud the Giz Wiz will be on w/ Leo Laporte recording 5 episodes of the Daily Giz Wiz. today 6PM EST, 3 PM, PST. www.twitlive.tv Join them! |
Here's 1 of my ancestors who posed for a dentist ad a long time ago -1910 in Brooklyn: http://tinyurl.com/6knfw3. Wonder if I get residuals! |
