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You know what? http://is.gd/SCM |
@qthrul TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL. \m/ |
In tonight's episode of "P.I.T.A. Cat": the infamous feline rips open the bottom of our boxspring, climbs in, and refuses to leave. |
@diveintomark "I am high as a kite." |
@rafeco As the world burns, this man is still smiling, dammit http://is.gd/c2hU |
Prius has been serviced. Now: eatin' at the Boj before going to the office. |
Pie: obtained. |
I'm convinced we could solve the credit crisis if only we could redeem all of the European knockoffs of Depeche Mode for cash. |
Magic @rafeco ball! Will Intuit ever write a decent port of Quicken for the Mac? |
A scene from "Flora, Fauna & Merryweather: Attorneys at Law":
"Here are my closing arguments typed on blue paper."
"No. Pink!"
"Blue!"
&c.... |
@hotdogsladies Chest Nuts? Now you're just making stuff up. |
#zomg #wtf #hobo #pancakes |
Nice work, @textism. http://tinyurl.com/5ey2l4 |
@drewm Congrats on making The Guardian. |
@smalljones Source, please? That's really appalling. |
Execute economic slave. |
Noodles & Co. with the family. |
@yeliab EARWORM WIN. |
@drewm Yeah, about five seconds after I typed that, a maxim about "biting" and "hands that feed" flitted through my head. Still. |
