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Yo self, you gots such a severe case of cryptoamnesia, you be ripping your self off. Peace, me. 9:44 AM Dec 18th from Ping.fm |
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"Hey, HR lady..." *hands over badge* "Can I get a new badge? This one just fell into the toilet." 4:54 PM Dec 17th from Ping.fm |
If my Red Bull consumption causes all my teeth to fall out, I am getting Britney Spears teeth for replacements. Thems perdy chompers. 11:03 AM Dec 17th from Ping.fm |
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Can I take a Hillshire Farms Yard-O-Beef as carry on or is it considered a weapon? (PS this is not a euphemism) 4:53 PM Dec 15th from Ping.fm |
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