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since I haven't cried yet this season, hanging my pre-children crystal icicles on the tree. Money is on The Baby trying to impale the dog. |
aged popcorn strand smells oddly like my FIL's cologne. Keep expecting to find him in ornament box somewhere. |
apeased him by hanging bordello red lights in his bedroom. It feels a little like Amsterdam in there now. |
@theboyterror determined to break tradition by putting star on first. Also pissed that lights are clear and not colored. |
putting ornaments on saddest Christmas tree in America. And it isn't just sad because Nate continues to eat the popcorn strand from 1997. |
@Cffg: let me know what my day is. |
@lauriewrites: no regrets for Five Guys. Ever. |
if we came to the park, why are we playing under the picnic tables at the pavilion? And why is @theboyterror smoking a cig? Seriously. |
@damnhusband is on his way to Dollar Tree. Could singlehandedly bring up quarterly earnings for them. |
Not an ornament to be found but I have four crates of wrapping paper. That's helpful. |
22 minutes of Little Women. Hmm. Hello, Seven Year Itch. |
our Marmie is the best Marmoe out there. |
Katharine Hepburn's Little Woman, Seven Year Itch or Talledega Nights. Holiday t.v. Is killing me. |
f I need a solution for naturally inducing labor, the local kids Bounce and Cry is my solution |
more regulation for the apparel industry. YAY!! |
welcome to the planet. Welcome to existence. |
happiness is having the exact 17 shirts you need to fulfill orders without having to print. |
so your saying the crafters don't have a huge online presence?? |
as in, "You're that girl that wrote you were the only thing bizarre at the whole Bazaar." thirty-three years and i'm 3rd on google? |
Count is up to 3 for people discovering Mommy Needs a Cocktail by Googling for Richmond's Bizarre Bazaar hours. |
