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they say a very small dose of deadly nightshade will widen the pupils 7:48 PM Dec 9th from web |
a girl’s measurements should be: pupil size in picas, warmth of breath in kelvin and diary page count. now, add it up and tell ((no one)). 7:50 AM Dec 9th from web |
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lately my little sister says hey quietly and very near my face. like we knows each other from a heist, or have season tickets to cockfights. 11:50 AM Dec 8th from web |
although, to their credit, the abuse scenes were very drawn out, relying far too much on slapstick and rhymed verse 8:02 AM Dec 6th from web |
AND they ignored my screenplay about a heavily abused child nurtured by condors who is saved by an off-duty clown using an RC bobcat 8:01 AM Dec 6th from web |
“we only wish we could induct every tear-stained rabbit hand puppet into our hallowed…” oh go blow yourself, hallmark hall of fame 7:43 AM Dec 6th from web |
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dear expert, my foot looks like anjelica huston. often it cramps up when children sing to it. all part of the impersonation? please advise. 10:59 AM Dec 3rd from web |
i wonder what book they put the paw print in, though. i can’t think of a book with hamsters. just a dead dog in mother night. 9:58 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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wait, actually, i did mention that i was a freelance professor, which got us down that train of thought. 8:50 AM Dec 1st from web |
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