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How many times have I seen this freakin Bare Minerals infomercial? Time for bed.
http://twitpic.com/sr5d - O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How lovely are your butterflies birds and disco balls
A guy on this prison show makes shanks out of Jolly Ranchers. Which flavor though, I wonder? Green apple?
@dumbwhore A special called "Lethal Beauty" that I'm watching. MSNBC is full of these kinds of shows today.
Learning to "never get silicone injections from the back of a van"
RED ONIONS PISS ME OFF and smell like a bus full of middle schoolers who just got out of P.E. and haven't discovered deodorant GOD THEY REEK
My mom brought me Barbies and I actually clapped and went "Eeee!" How old am I again?
Watching Oprah and Tom Cruise go snowmobilin'
I have a perma-headache.
I cannot sit through ONE class anymore. Ugh, get me out of here.
@dumbwhore Ah ok, thanks for clearing that up. I couldn't find it anywhere.
Dear Keith: You think I'm "playing hard to get," but in actuality, I "don't want anything to do wit yo azz." Learn the difference. ~Kristine
"Kristine looks like Cher tonight!"--Grandma
Bumper sticker: "I'd rather have a CHEVROLET than a STROKE".....I don't get it
http://twitpic.com/rrea - I can't wait to make this!
On a Costco sample rampage
My mom finally told me Santa isn't real.
@dumbwhore If I had either of those I would have been on that hours ago
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