How many times have I seen this freakin Bare Minerals infomercial? Time for bed. 33 minutes ago from web |
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A guy on this prison show makes shanks out of Jolly Ranchers. Which flavor though, I wonder? Green apple? about 7 hours ago from web |
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Learning to "never get silicone injections from the back of a van" about 12 hours ago from web |
RED ONIONS PISS ME OFF and smell like a bus full of middle schoolers who just got out of P.E. and haven't discovered deodorant GOD THEY REEK about 13 hours ago from web |
My mom brought me Barbies and I actually clapped and went "Eeee!" How old am I again? 6:48 PM Dec 12th from web |
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Dear Keith: You think I'm "playing hard to get," but in actuality, I "don't want anything to do wit yo azz." Learn the difference. ~Kristine 9:02 PM Dec 10th from web |
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Bumper sticker: "I'd rather have a CHEVROLET than a STROKE".....I don't get it 4:00 PM Dec 10th from txt |
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