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@bcompton Nice. Very Martin-esque. (I said "sprocket" not "socket!") |
@latoga I loved your work in Green Eggs and Ham. |
Nobody can burn French toast like me. That's what the fire department said, anyway. |
Getting involved in a land war in China. I'm probably going to regret it. |
@Qrystal Love the haiku/todo hybrid. |
SERENITY NOW!!! |
Why are there are celebrity dead pools, but no hot tubs? |
I LOVE http://www.askcolorado.org It's just that, when spoken aloud, it sounds like I'm saying "Ass Colorado." |
Just polished off a box of cookies that said, "Use by 3-28-09." I'm putting on my resume, "exceeds deadlines by more than 3 months." |
Is that an order of monks gathered on a couch, or a family that has just bought some Snuggie blankets? |
Inventing a breakfast in honor of last-minute shoppers called The Holiday Scramble. It's basically eggs mixed with eggnog. |
Talking to Handy Manny. "Girls aren't into me," he complained. I said, "Maybe it's just that your friends are a bunch of tools." |
No joke: Chaquita is putting stickers on their bananas that say, "Pocket sized fun." Also no joke: the bag boy at the store pointed it out. |
What's with people running from What Not to Wear? If ever approached by Stacey & Clinton I would demand to know where they've been. |
Knowing exactly what to buy the in-laws for the holidays, FTW! |
@chrisabraham Amen! |
It's a balmy minus 5 this AM. I think at this point it's no longer taboo to drink at breakfast. |
@LitPark "It's Raining Men" is my karaoke song! |
My cabin fever is no match for the minus 2 temperatures. I'm sure there's an Rx for this, but it surely involves a bong and a sub to Spice. |
