Weather/traffic have conspired to force me to consider another bourbon. As I work in the news biz, it's cool to keep a bottle at your desk. about 14 hours ago from web |
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'Doubt' seems to be getting mixed reviews. Haven't seen it myself, but any movie that puts Amy Adams in a nun's habit deserves to fail. about 16 hours ago from Birdhouse |
So, I can use Google's 3-month-old browser, fresh out of beta, to get to Gmail, which has been in beta for OVER FOUR YEARS. Neato. about 20 hours ago from twitterrific |
My fantasy football team barely made the playoffs. I knew trading that orc defensive line for a bunch of elves was the wrong move. about 21 hours ago from web |
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Nike+iPod lady wanted to know where I've been. Easy for her to say, she doesn't have knees. 7:14 AM Dec 11th from web |
Patrick Fitzgerald needs a name that rhymes better in rap songs if he *really* wants to be the next Elliot Ness. 12:50 PM Dec 10th from web |
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Velociraptors make the exact same clicking sound as the dying harddrive with all of your music on it. It's why they're so fucking scary. 7:06 PM Dec 9th from web |
B-minus geeksta rap lyrics "My wallet's so fat the RFID reader doesn't open the door when I badge in at work. Yo." 4:00 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
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I voted for Blagojevich in 2002 and I'm *still* waiting for my kickback. 9:49 AM Dec 9th from web |
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Oprah says she's not looking for a job in the Obama administration, but she'd make a great Bailout Czar. "And YOU get a BILLION!" 2:32 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
With the defeat of William Jefferson, I have renewed faith in my countrymen's ability to toss out convicted, if not indicted, congressmen. 11:34 AM Dec 7th from twitterrific |