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Excellent. I see the snow I ordered is right on time. |
@DavidGallaher I don't doubt it, from the sound of things. Glad to see you appear to still have your head above water. |
@DavidGallaher Not a bad idea, that. |
"and then she hit them with a street lamp" is the best end to any story. |
...and a pony. |
All I want for xmas is the anti-life equation and to remake this universe in my dark visage. |
@jostewart I think it'd much easier - not to mention thoughtful - if all my coworkers would wear hats made out of bread instead. |
@neilkleid Oooh, Does CNN.com still have that thing where I can get any headline on a t-shirt? |
@falseidols Just human enough that I'll feel a bit bad while picking the stringier bits of your frontal lobes out of my teeth. |
Sadly, probably just enough that now I'll be aware of my actions when the hunger takes over, forcing me to devour the brains of loved ones. |
I feel more human today. Just a bit. |
I hadn't really planned on history remembering me in any particular way, but I guess "Patient Zero" has a nice ring to it. |
@DavidGallaher A bit of good news: Kevin Conroy is voicing Batman alongside Hamill's Joker in the forthcoming Batman: Arkham Asylum game. |
I will kill the person of your choosing for a bottle of Nyquil and a stack of Justice League DVDs to watch from bed. All offers considered. |
Feel like I'm made of rubber bands, tuning forks, and glass. For those seeking to create new life, this is not a working configuration. |
@DavidGallaher I fully approve of this. |
@jostewart Based on how I feel, "thrat" is the opposite of a healthy, working throat. The anti-breath, Resplendent in its congestion. |
@DavidGallaher So Anger, Anger, Anger, Fuck This, Socialism? |
@DavidGallaher Or put another way: Anger, Anger, Anger, and Fuck This. |
@DavidGallaher Ah, the traditional four stages. Waits, Mann, Costello and Strummer. |
