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@martenreed That word is "Pitchforky." As in, "Animal Collective have some good songs but overall they're a little Pitchforky for my taste."
@martenreed Nice. Very mature. Why am I dating you, again?
@martenreed that doesn't even make any sense
@martenreed she should do my underwear drawer!
oh, shit @hanneloreec calm down sweetie it will be okay
@hanneloreec Honey, you don't have to tweet every single time you fold some socks
OH GOD @fayewhitaker IS A FURRY I ALWAYS SUSPECTED
@martenreed Girls have it so much worse buying pads, dude. "WHY YES MY VAGINA *IS* A BLOODY HORROR THANK YOU FOR ASKING"
@hanneloreEC Don't worry Hanners, you're safe as long as you stay away from Diva's on the weekends
@martenreed It's the suggestion that one of us could FIT a doorknob in our orifices that really disturbs me.
Aww, Faye just made a little girl a free hot chocolate. It's so weird when she's spontaneously nice to someone.
Jesus I think she is actually Force Choking a customer :O
Faye has somehow combined the Blank Stare with the Gaze Of Utter Contempt. I've never seen anything like it. She's a Barista Sith Lord.
@martenreed Not on the internet, honey.
Dear Everybody: don't EVER click on any links @pintsize0101 posts.
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