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time to go through and get rid of the kids' toys from last year they never played with to make room for new ones they'll never play with.
@whall I bought that car with cash just barely a year ago! Why the heck would I get rid of it now? Everything fits just fiiiiine. :-)
@natsbrain we won't be taking that car to the airport. We HAVE an SUV, it was just otherwise occupied this morning. :-)
I bought more luggage than my little car can hold http://tinyurl.com/7fywbu
I don't know if you know this or not... but, IT'S FRIDAY!! Yeee HA! (See, this is why you people follow me. For valuable news like this.)
@Shash are you peeking into my bedroom windows again? Hang on, let me put different pants on.
"there's a sense out there that this is what he was born to do - sing other people's songs" Is that supposed to be a compliment?
@Blogography Christmas special? NO WAY! This is a hard hitting news expose! (not to spoil the ending - but.. he's gay.)
if I go to bed at 8:30pm does that make me old? What if I say I get up at 5:30 in the morning? And I'm watching a Clay Aiken special on TV?
#magpie Great collection of parent/kid projects! Science, Arts&Crafts, DIY toys and more! http://www.kidsmakestuff.com/
@GingerSnaps oh man, that sucks. Merry freaking Christmas!!
Embrace what you have in common with Rick Warren: http://snurl.com/8u851
@IzzyMom ah honey, I'm sorry. That sounds painful. :-(
@MsMegan ah, of course! you're right. So.... you want my ovaries? They make good eggs!
@patricksternin HAHAHAHHAHAH - no. Hell. No. Very not pregnant. At all. No. (Everyone QUICK! Knock on wood! Cut down a fucking TREE!)
DAMN - apparently there are medical "ethics" issues with this whole "uterus transplant" idea. Guess it's back to Ibuprofen. (Yes, I looked.)
is there such a thing as a uterus transplant? Because there should be. I am so done with mine, and it clearly feels the need to keep going
@LookyDaddy I don't know - I"m sure there's a drug for that whole "smelly sweatshirt" thing. ;-)
@metalia vibrating mascara? Does that leave your lashes with a perky after glow all day?? Where do I get me some of THAT?
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