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While J____ is playing with somebody's strange baby I'm playing with my iPhone. about 12 hours ago from txt |
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The Day the Earth Stood Still: Lit like a DeBeers commercial but only contains product placement for every other consumer good known to man. 2:42 AM yesterday from EventBox |
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Come to think of it, Bicentennial Man was also a really expensive movie about a dude who ends up boning the little girl from Act One. 2:23 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie |
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When the guy (?) who delivered the Thai claimed it was his (?) first time in my building I think he (?) was testing to see how racist I am. 9:30 PM Dec 11th from Tweetsville |
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Every Real Housewives episode Bravo airs, George Cukor's Born Yesterday grows fainter and Luis Mandoki's Born Yesterday grows more garish. 1:24 AM Dec 11th from EventBox |
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After _Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea_ and _Wishful Drinking_, I'm dreading the inevitable _Through a Glass, Drinkly_. 12:51 PM Dec 10th from EventBox |
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Watch my broadband connection do its best Michigan J. Frog impression while the Time Warner tech is here, then flatline after he leaves. 8:58 AM Dec 10th from EventBox |
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Antonio Banderas' Blue Seduction For Men is readily available—so what's the hold-up with Melanie Griffith's Blue Uterus For Women? 6:47 PM Dec 9th from EventBox |