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Starting a few hours of creative work, whether I am ready or not (I am not).
Just got a flu shot, didn't cry.
Word. NYC alternate side parking dates now importable into google calendar: http://xrl.us/o2wzm
Ah, I see the problem: we put the "rug for sale" post on craigslistforcrazypeopleandflakes.org.
Not funny at all: MY EYES! MY EYES!
Better: Just sneezed and hiccupped at the same time. Now I can't find my eyes.
Just sneezed and hiccupped at the same time. Then both my eyes fell out.
You my FRIEND: http://xrl.us/Day08
At a house in PA that has a kegerator in the basement. And foosball. Remind me again, what's so great about NYC, land without basements?
Yep, I was right: I did not want to watch Sleeping Beauty for the 100th time.
Is it me you're looking for? http://xrl.us/ozsjf
Obama palling around with a Zune? The American people deserve an explanation (no offense @youngamerican). http://tiny.cc/qLr77
Personal grooming at a new low - seriously considering professional shave and trim today. Maybe a "sports" mani-pedi. Bikini wax FOR SURE.
My homemade DVD commentary is marred by some recurring digital garbage noise - backup recording sounds less good, but at least it exists.
@jawboneradio What if your photostream only has two pages? :(
Speaking of insanity, may I recommend Paul and Storm's 25 Days of Newman: http://paulandstorm.bandcam...
When my daughter grows up, I hope she will be able to make a profession out of her passion for DRIVING ME CRAZY.
@hodgman @johnroderick Have either of you been wished a happy valentine's day by Bernadette Peters on the phone? Because I have.
Won't you send Plumey's mom a postcard? http://tiny.cc/4QgL0
It's my birthday today and I've already received gifts from several complete strangers. Being famous = kinda awesome.
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