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So tired. And giddy. Giddy about being tired.
@ggerth Nyquil gives me funky dreams! Last night after 3 hours of frustration and no sleep, I went with the tylenol pm.
Here's hoping to not get to stare at my ceiling for three hours tonight. I'd love to sleep. Sleep is good. Insomnia, bad.
@BravoTopChef Amen to that. That splooge comment kinda sets a whole different tone to the meal.
@joshcharles That's why you have a snack BEFORE it comes on :)
I can't cook. I just really like to watch other people do it.
@BravoTopChef And duh? Salt, pepper and olive oil as ingredients? Really? What a stretch, Stefan.
@AprilSTL Why was my husband at your kid's b-ball practice?
@abigvictory I think I tweeted the exact same thing this summer during a power outage!!
Eesh. Out of the corner of my eye, i thought I just typed "pornographic" instead of "photographic". Hate when that happens.
@amhurst But OF COURSE : ) I'm not quite festive enough yet for photographic evidence of my Christmas cheer!
@amhurst Look at your festive new avatar! Enjoy your coffee!!
Have gotten two messages from a friend about her boobs today. I didn't know I was the go-to person for boob issues. Must be a new thing.
@Astrogirl426 I just got done with my workout - I *might* have cancelled out the cookies I ate today. Maybe. Yeah, probably not.
@nudememphis Yeah, sarcastic with a side of head injury! ; )
@nudememphis Dude. I really do know who he is.
@slpowell My kid once got nail polish in her eye and she was soooo freaked out (me too).
@joeschmitt What? It's not like anyone's paying attention to what some schmoe in Illinois did...
@slpowell OMG - didn't that hurt his eye? Seems like it'd sting!
@davislove Especially if "smell my hands" comes after any discussion on anatomy. Unfortunate true story.
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