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Just in case y'all were wondering, she was talking about me. http://twitter.com/vmarinel... |
Make fun all you want, but goddammit, I worked hard, I paid off the mortgage, and sometimes I really do want you all to get off my lawn. |
Learning that a complete stranger thinks I'm a dick should be one of those things to which I say "Pff, whatever."
It's not, though. |
@cbowns Anything less than 18-point type on my screen angers and depresses me. I'm eagerly awaiting Mac OS X, Large Print Edition. |
Nothing makes you feel like a man like taking a door off its hinges to move furniture.
A tired, grouchy man who never wants to move again. |
Between the sirens and the car alarms and the crazy people who yell on my street in the middle of the night, I'm starting to hate this city. |
@abigvictory Um, it IS still daylight saving time. The changeover is NEXT weekend. |
Is it just me, or has Sinfest gotten pretty fucking self-important lately? |
Bullies are important. Because years later we look back and think to ourselves, "I don't wanna be that guy."
Hell yes, this is a metaphor. |
Dear ex-friend: I'm sure you care deeply about your pet political issue. I don't. Stop spamming me about it. Signed, a non-dickhead. |
@AinsleyofAttack I've got cum on my pants too. But I bet yours wasn't acquired through a lazy Saturday of reading and masturbation. SO HA! |
You know, I really admire the way last week's "House" tackled homosexual romance so maturely.
And Wilson and House are so cute together. |
Ahhhh. Soul Coughing. THAT'S what my day needed. |
In other news, when did Alanis Morissette become the lead singer of Evanescence? |
iTunes' so-called "Genius" kicked off my "Wouldn't It Be Nice" playlist with "We Didn't Start the Fire." Why do I even have that song? |
Feeling old today. I looked at the "top albums" list on iTunes, and the only name I recognized was Metallica. |
@tiffany I thought you weren't supposed to be able to get DMs from people you don't follow. Maybe somebody you know changed his name? |
@abigvictory Heh. So's mine, babe. So is mine. |
@abigvictory Once you go monkey, you never go … bonkey. Or however that saying goes. Point is, YOU LOVE MY BIG, THICK TAIL. |
@abigvictory, on Twitter, just now: "It's all about the networking." SHE'S A STEALTHY WEBCOCK! UNFOLLOW, UNFOLLOW! |
