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Because of rampant lay-offs,
Fridays at my firm are less casual now,
and more
HOLY SHIT I'LL SUCK YOUR ASS CRACK TO KEEP MY JOB!!! about 16 hours ago from web |
GM?
I've got a bail-out plan for you.
Make the EV-1.
AGAIN.
This time?
Don't take them AWAY. about 16 hours ago from web |
Me: I'm pretty OCD about the sex I have.
Her: I see. You're pretty anal about it?
Me: There is nothing pretty about the anal. I promise. 8:19 AM Dec 11th from web |
PETA now selling coffins with animal rights slogans painted on them.
The Union of Cremators protests at the factory
by throwing baby seals. 7:18 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Whenever I doubt that there is a God
I look to my family at the holidays.
And then I curse him. 4:59 AM Dec 11th from web |
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I couldn't call in gay because SOMEONE has to "man the business". 7:59 AM Dec 10th from web |
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He's pre-op for gastric bypass.
She's a post-op Frenchman.
Crime fighter lovers,
they're OPERATION: L'IMPOSSIBLE. 12:26 PM Dec 9th from web |
Judi Dench is 74 today.
And, I don't mind saying, the LOOSEST Bond girl I ever put my face into. 6:28 AM Dec 9th from web |
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The McDonald's in my building no longer delivers.
Now my risk for heart attack has tripled because I have to climb down a flight of stairs. 10:33 AM Dec 8th from web |
At the father-daughter dance.
Kid Rock song playing about whiskey, pot, and sex.
I'd mind, but my kid is already drunk, high, and pregnant. 4:52 PM Dec 6th from web |
Fight with the wife at breakfast.
Couldn't even finish my meal.
Of course, I ate all the bacon. 7:24 AM Dec 6th from web |
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We all know OJ is REALLY going away for stealing
95's Worst Supporting Actor Razzie from Shatner in Star Trek:Generations.
Also some murder. 10:32 AM Dec 5th from web |