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@GirlNamedSteve: And I have to edit stories instead of cavort in it. :(
I want it to snow like crazy, dangit. Kids in Dallas today don't ever get a proper winter.
@rachellegoguen: Well, great. Now I want to see Ghost Rider with cartoonishly big bosoms.
@theisb: You could always watch Citizen Soldier videos.
@theisb: You are welcome.
Is it Everyone Drives 20MPH Day and no one told me?
OK, Dallas drivers when it's a little nippy out: LET'S DO THIS!!!
What has two thumbs and really didn't want to get out of bed?
@amforbus: Yeah, me too. And it's not looking too good.
@tomthedog: You missed it. Earlier I asked you about sex with Robocop, and Kevin responded with "YOUR MOVE, CREEP."
@GirlNamedSteve: I would've had to kill you.. and who wants that?
@GirlNamedSteve: De rigeur since the Get Smart "Incident." We went to DefCon 4 that day.
@GirlNamedSteve: They do that a lot... and if I knew I was going to the movie with the GET SMART HOOLIGAN... sigh.
@GirlNamedSteve: I bow to your superior Michael Scott channeling.
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