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@MamitaMojita that's probably the first and last time I was sickened by a little girl on girl action.
@shortyawards I nominate @joeschmitt for a Shorty Award in #humor because...the second t is silent
As a guy, I don't think I want to win a shorty award. Unless I also got a coke bottle award with it.
@DiamondBearJoe well said. apparently no picasa for mac yet either.
So Google Chrome is out of beta, but Gmail is still in beta?? #google #chrome #gmail
@MamitaMojita neither could i. i couldn't find where any of his nominators had even favrd him. some @'s where low on total tweets self-noms?
@shortyawards I nominate @capnsmackers for a Shorty Award in #business because...oh his pawsome social media skillz!!!!
ok, tweeple, where's the love for @twoname and @dielaughing in the shortyawards for humor. oh, and @bloggess & @abigvictory
Snow in Houston and New Orleans! What's next? A black president?
@shortyawards I nominate @trackthis for a Shorty Award in #apps because...they asked me to.
@MamitaMojita not sure if ur being sarcastic or not since he/you are from tampa, but after 3 pages of his tweets, not one star worthy.
@shortyawards I nominate @guykawasaki for a Shorty Award in #douche because... he's a jet of liquid directed against or into the vagina
Ah, Velveeta, the Champion of Cheese!!
@missamymac Donut justification. B/C the doctor looked at you & called you Jesus. Jesus doesn't have to worry about weight gain/cholesterol
@missamymac Not a bad sign at all. He/she merely thinks you are the Messiah! The Rx is probably an tetanus shot for rusty nails.
@twoname no prob. didn't take it personally. i was just goofin'
New features from Gmail. New lab toys: task list and send sms from google chat http://is.gd/6gdV #google #gmail
@mimobot I would love to win a Mimobot from the 400,000 MEGABYTE MIMOBOT Promotion.
@Fayza i was being somewhat sarcastic.I'm not an expert. would twitter be so 08 and 09?
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