This may be a cat-mergency. Who will care for the furry beasts while I flee for colder pastures? ill offer fabulous rewards;) about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry |
I had only blurry memories of this boy. But i am very pleased with my 15 yo taste. Plus, he remembered me as a "hot little hippie chick" :) about 13 hours ago from web |
Maybe for old times sake I should wear a Beastie Boys tshirt to dinner with a guy I haven't seen since we made out at a party when I was 15. about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry |
OH at a pitch at a studio: ok, ok I am sorry.but I still don't know why you wouldnt put your cock in my wife's mouth.. The offer stands about 23 hours ago from TwitterBerry |
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The pockets of my red sleek puffer coat have torn but I have turned this into a storage opportunity. Why aren't pockets deeper? 2:00 PM Dec 17th from TwitterBerry |
Ok I take it back @virginamerica. Thanks for the free flight. Its a little difficult to acess & some limited availability, but it works! 1:23 PM Dec 17th from web |
Oh dear @virginamerica. I do love you, but why tease & send me a free flight that offers no available travel dates??? Send it when it works! 1:19 PM Dec 17th from web |
Ha! The offspring of The Simple Life will not be the death of me or my creativity.Take that bitches! Today there is no angst about honesty! 12:27 PM Dec 17th from web |
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Brother, please: If you send an email with the subject line: "Wattup" and no message, don't expect a response. 12:16 PM Dec 16th from web |
Happy birthday @mickipedia whereever you are! I love you soooo much and am so grateful you were born. Celebrate the fuck out of you for me! 12:12 PM Dec 16th from web |
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Yes we fucken can! Impossible is nothing!!!! Thanks delicious digital and EG08 for puffing up my chest with pride and possibility;) 4:15 PM Dec 14th from TwitterBerry |
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