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Ever feel like a yam in a world full of people?
Throwing your shoe at someone is disrespectful. Unless the shoe is actually a Christmas gift for that person. It’s all in the delivery.
Did you know that the poem T’was The Night Before Christmas is also known as A Visit From St. Nicholas? The Yam did.
When you say "ground Chuck", it's still from a cow, right?
Yam or sweet potato? That is the question.
ari loves chickens
In the holiday spirit of forgiveness, the Yam will forgive the potato. Wait, the Yam just changed its mind. The Yam hates the potato.
Now accepting yam pun submissions. I'll start: I think, therefore I yam.
To my French followers ... For your fries, would you consider a yam instead of a potato?
Going home for Christmas is a reminder of why you moved away in the first place and told your new friends you were raised by wolves. What?
Don't let my thick-skinned exterior belie the tenderness within.
Just put in an offer for the Illinois senate seat.
Happy Holidays!
The yam is orange, but supports a green energy policy. Ah, the irony.
Note to self: the job of Mall Santa is recession-proof.
The yam is ranked #4 in the final BCS standings. Based on strength of schedule.
The yam is considering the matinee showing of A Christmas Carol.
What's the deal with that pregnant man?
Christmas '81: your brother breaks your Dukes of Hazzard remote controlled General Lee. Christmas '08: revengence!
The yam had enzymes for breakfast.
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