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sumo in oakland! |
The best closing line to a restaurant review ever. "if you disagree...suck it" |
Haven't done tai chi in 8 years. Broke a sweat and fell on my ass in the first five minutes. Stupid horse stance. |
Did laundry last night. Realized I was the only person in a 16 unit building washing clothes on a friday night. |
@togflx corgan is teh sux0r |
@photomatt you're running windows? FAIL. |
What does it mean when you're not the protagonist in your own dream? Next up, Freudian tooth anxieties. |
most problems can be solved with a good poop. |
#4 on the "things I shouldn't say tonight" list... "that's why you folks got colonized." |
So many Japanese guys in one place. Someone's gonna pit us in a camp! Holy shit! |
Ilbon saram jincha manayo! |
@lkb2k I thought we already had that talk about setting expectations? |
a really well fed refugee. |
great. now i look like a refugee. |
ok, so maybe I am too old for a mohawk. business on the sides and party in the middle? |
@head_zoo_keeper been there since jaguar. |
This hearing is going to end before he finishes his opening speech. Let's get to the finger pointing already! |
Robert Byrd. I don't remember what he's talking about by the time he gets to the end of a sentence. |
I'm not drunk I just have an inner ear infection. Balance is overrated. |
I just ate the fortune in my fortune cookie. |
