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The holidays begin tomorrow promptly at 9am. |
@shortyawards I nominate @awryone for a Shorty Award in #humor because he sounds like he needs a pick-me-upper. |
@shortyawards I nominate @cubreporter for a Shorty Award in #news because he proved smaller newspapers can benefit from Twitter, too. |
I decided I'm going to call in gay tomorrow and have a three-gay weekend. |
@Proviso_Herald There was very little love at that table, other than that which Rob had for his egg salad sandwich. |
@kellydeal I want to be the drummer! |
Poor Blago. I wonder what happens in prison to a guy named Rod |
Anyone remember this photo?: http://tinyurl.com/5nlo9t |
Welcome to national embarrassment, Illinois! You're officially the Joey Buttafuoco of states. |
If you propose marriage to a rooster, do you have to give it a cock ring? |
New holiday business idea: A sidewalk vendor called "The Nut Shack." Who wants in? |
OH at meeting I'm covering: "Who woulda think a fire truck would start on fire, but it did." |
I'm going to interview a nun. Seriously. Got any "burning" questions you want me to ask her? |
Seeing as it's world toilet day, I think that makes the Chinese Buffet a viable lunch option... http://tinyurl.com/5ns5vf |
By the way, my winter badminton league team's name is officially "The Shuttle-caucasians." |
The ladyfriend is cooking up some arugula pasta tonight so we can be elitists, like the President-Elect. Then we're going bowling. |
Speaking of Genesis, I was thinking of starting a Phil Collins cover band, because I'm already starting to cover his hair loss. |
I have a Genesis song stuck in my head. Kill me. |
@cubreporter You are missing one fascinating Oak Park village board meeting. |
Exploring new job opportunities. Best idea: Lunch Buffet-ologist. |
